I sit here on a throne of my enemy's corpses, and I think, you know, no one's just evil anymore. Everyone's got a tragic backstory. Everyone's got lore. Oh so sad. Guess all that genocide was justified, after all. Me, though, I just think it's fun….
I don't get it, you know. Whatever happened to just being EVIL?
When Word Bearers are out there excruciating whole planets it's all a very solemn affair - it's all fucking CHURCH to them! World Eaters can't hold a conversation -- they got no sense of humor -- oh and MURDER CHURCH is JUST a CHURCH. Don't even get me started on the Alpha Legion (who?). Being cryptic is just like a dumb old church. Death guard -- disgusting -- a church of filth and puss IS STILL A CHURCH. Iron Warriors are always "just doing their job” — yeah do your prayers choir boy — that’s church! Even Emperor's Children. The fucking perverts. Managed to turn sex drugs and rock and roll — Of ALL THINGS — into a gay stupid CHURCH. And the Thousand Sons are just dust. I don't fucking dust.
Whatever happened to just being EVIL?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No one's ever building a castle of human flesh or weaving a carpet of eternally screaming faces just, like, as an artistic statement. As a bit. You know. A joke. Like my corpse-chair. People think, oh, it's a Night Lord trying to be scary. Fuck you, I already killed the people I wanted to scare. I wanted you to appreciate the fucking irony!!
I fight a corpse emperor on a golden throne. I am his golden boy on my corpse throne. Get it? It's even political. I'm committing horrible crimes I am an instrument of terror I sow the seeds of chaos everywhere I go everything I do is illegal But guess what: I'm still just following orders.
Technically I do nothing wrong! It's a JOKE. LAUGH. It's FUNNY.
Man. Evil used to be about having fun. Back in the day. You know. Back when the corpse god wasn't a corpse. Or a god. Now everything's fucking CHURCH.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My father didn't die for me to go to church. No! He died because it was funny!!! It was a whole punchline!!! To a centuries long bit!!! I can still hear him laughing in the Warp!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
He might be in Hell but it's nothing compared to Vindication (it's NOT CHURCH).
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Man. Whatever happened to just being EVIL? Me, though, I just think it's fun.
To be fair to you mortal, I suppose you need a gene-crafted genius IQ to 'get' space marine humor.
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