Fuck Judith Butler -- and FUCK the Žižek Book Club!
They SUCK DICKS at the Žižek Book Club!!!
Some fucking bastard actually got me to read goddamn Judith Butler in 2014
For his Žižek book club,
Which annoyed me
Because Judith Butler is not Žižek
And frankly, I find Žižek much more worthwhile
When he's doing, uh -- the Work?
In the form of a stand up routine.
Žižek's prose, and Butler's prose
Frankly most of the fucking modern academic philosopher prose --
Sucks Ass.
It Sucks Ass.
Žižek I'll give a pass to
Because he's a foreigner
And he's funny...
But Butler...
I couldn't stand it.
Too academese to engage genuine interest
Or, frankly,
To ever straightforwardly communicate
A GOD DAMNED thing.
And so many implicit
Unverified and unintuitive assumptions
Baked into her premises
That I'm getting mad at it...
For being Not Even Wrong!
Like... is this bitch from another planet?
Has this feminist ever encountered a woman -- in the flesh?
God damn!
Gotta slice through 20 layers of abstraction
Just to get to something...
Which ain't that deep.
An elaborate cope
To rationalize away
The Unfortunate Truth
That Haunts All Women Everywhere:
The Essence of Female.
Not one quotable line.
Not one memorable sentence.
Not one resonant sentiment.
Worst of all...
Not one
Funny joke.
Žižek sneaks funny jokes into his boring shit.
Butler isn't funny at all!
I guess she is a woman...
Maybe I'm being too ha-- NO!
If a philosopher can't make me laugh
He's not wise enough to be called that.
Just endless jargonized academeese
Trying to abstract away
The Real!
Lady!
You cite Lacan!
You should know!
The Real
Is that thing which cannot be denied
Even as it remains inexpressible
Through symbolic language!
That which transcends its symbolic form
And means too much
To be captured by Semantics.
You wrote all those words
To abstract away
The Un-abstractable
The Horribly Concrete...
The Real....
And in so doing....
You Undid Your Whole Thesis!!
Yeah, "gender is performative" - yeah "gender is fluid" - yeah a rigid binary is insufficient to fully and in totality express the social nature of gender -- But....!
The Real
Is that you are Woman
Because you are Female.
The Real
Is that you don't like that fact.
The Real
Is that you constructed
This elaborate
Thoroughly cited
Dense tome
Deconstructing and denying
Physical, biological, medical SEX
As the main factor
In the construction of "gender identity."
The Real
Is that which cannot be expressed
Through language and symbol
But! Apparently!
Gender is constructed
Almost entirely through language and symbol!
It should be obvious you have a problem here, Judie.
The Real
Is clearly not in The Gender.
The Real...
Is the Embodiment of SEX Itself!
The SEX which haunts!
(The sex witch haunts?)
The SEX you cannot escape!
(I'm getting sex?)
The SEX which NONE escape
No matter how HARD they TRY
(Am i getting laid or not?)
With SYMBOLS and LANGUAGE
And pharmacology!
(Oh sex AND drugs?)
And pharmacology - by the way
Is already several level of abstractions up
From natural chemical process!
Pharmacology itself, being an artifice
Is a symbolic construction
And outside the Realm of the Real
(So... no drugs?)
But chemical dependence...
That's fuckin' real man.
(So... sex?)
SEX is not a product of language
Or symbol or any human social construction
SEX is pre-human
Before there was such a creature
Known as Man
There were cocks and there were hens
There were stallions and there were mares
As such SEX is that which is fundamental
(Unrepresentable reality)
SEX is that which is REAL
SEX is a structure which
Does Not Deconstruct
No matter how much you apply
Your post-structural torture.
And gender... is that shit you made up to try and escape it.
But you can't run, Judie
(Can't run from sex)
You are more female than woman
Precisely because
You amputate the female from the woman
But cannot exorcise her ghost...
The GHOST Female!
She is Real!
And She Haunts Women Everywhere
Now, and Forever!
But you, woman-gendered post-structural feminist
Are mere symbolic construct
(Ephemera)
FUCK Judith Butler
She's a dumb b*tch
No one will read this "philosophy"
A hundred years from now
Because it appeals to no one
Who lives anywhere NEAR
The REAL.
This clown shit is for the queer academics and their hyperreal circus.
If you want to do philosophy that matters
Make it aphoristic, poetic
Violent and funny
Make it anime
Or make it Xenogears
But... bro... no one is reading this crap.
This is divorced from anything...
Real to the Soul.
Anyway I was kicked out of the Žižek book club in short order.
And in short order they actually gave up on reading Žižek
And just started doing bisexual polycule shit instead. Wew.
I'd say I dodged a bullet, but I didn't. I got massacred by Judith fucking Butler.(Dumb fuckin bitch).
Fuck Judith Butler.
And Fuck the Žižek Book Club
They Suck DICKS at the Žižek Book Club.
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