Ultrafascist Warscreed

Ahhhh, it's always like this:

A cool breeze on a warm summer day
Clear water from a mountain stream
Friendly clouds in the sky ever so considerate
To mellow out the overjoyous beaming
Of a Sun spinning ecstatically above
(Sunwheel spinning, alright!)

Seasonal fair weather
From Christmas through the Fourth of July
All the way to Thanksgiving
The Climate Changed,
It was a Climate Glow Up
Now even natural disasters
And freakish acts of God
Stay temperate and mild
Honestly, they're even a little fun
(Oh yeah, Tornado games are on!)

Yeah, yeah,
All Hurricanes are named
To vibe with maximal kawaii.
Fujin-chan kawaii desu ne? (BAKA HENTAI!)
Tsundere winds in Miami today
Ah, some things just never change
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, alright)

Oh yeah, there's nothing quite like
Ultrafascism
(Oh, oh, ahhhh)
Yeah, nothing can beat
Ultrafascism
(Oh yeah, alright!)

It's perfect sweethearts smiling all pretty
In the cutest tasteful swimsuit bikinis
Ever seen in the whole wide fashion world (ooh-lala!)
Encouraging and cheering on
The strapping lads competing
In feats of athleticism and skill
Flexing physiques, all natty
Slinging manly barbs and banter
Casually aspiring to Olympian gods
(Each one a young Achilles!)

Elders delight wisely witnessing
Venerable and ever-youthful long in retirement
One foot in the grave is not so bad
If the other stands, arthritis or not, in paradise!

No one stays single for long
Everyone stays friendly and hot
'cuz no one ever gave 'em no reason why not
(Oh yeah, hot, hot, hot)

It's a happy wife at home
Doing exactly what she loves
Healthy kids in school
Knowing not the difference
Between studying and fun
(Yeah, oooh, magna cum laude!)

A bright future on the horizon
And history that makes you proud
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

Where every day is worth it
And you're glad to do the work
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

I'm just glad to be here
I'm happy just to do my part
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

Oh yeah, there's nothing quite like
Ultrafascism
(Oh, oh, ahhhh)
Yeah, nothing can beat
Ultrafascism
(Oh yeah, alright!)

When life is beautiful and free
Where you can be what you should be
A reason and a rhyme
Clean and whimsical
(Yeah, yeah, alright!)

Even in vice, and evil,
And in petty crime
Even the common mugger
Keeps it kind, and stays polite
(His is an endangered kind)

Apologetic, so embarrassed
(Tres désolé, madame!)
Brandishing his gun
Less a threat, more formality
(Boilerplate robber stuff)

If the coppers ever catch him
Which they do,
They always get their man,
The ne'er-do-well declares
(Ooh what does he say????)

"Aw shucks, you got me, boys!
Let's not waste the judge's time or mine
I'm guilty, I confess, it's just deserts time."

Oh yeah, there's nothing quite like
Ultrafascism
(Oh, oh, ahhhh)
Yeah, nothing can beat
Ultrafascism
(Oh yeah, alright!)

It's the shining sun
It's the great big sky
It's the forest
And the prairies
And the tundras up north
It's the river
And the ocean
And the mountains so high

It's the friends we make
And family
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)
It's love, and gratitude, respect
Responsibility, Good Faith
And reciprocity!
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

Oh yeah
There's nothing quite like Ultrafascism
(Oh, oh, ahhhh)
Yeah, nothing can beat Ultrafascism
(Oh yeah, alright!)

Where every day is worth it
And you're glad to do the work
You're just glad to be there
You take joy in doing your part.
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

Your parents are so proud of you
Your kids look up to you
Your neighbors look out for you
And strangers are just friends you haven't met

Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Oh yeah, alright!

I'll happily fight
I'll do what must be done
Sacrifice myself if must
To protect what's good and kind

Oh yeah, alright!
'cuz I'm an Ultrafascist
And an Ultrafascist is what an Ultrafascist does
And what he does is lay down his life.
Protect all things adorable.
(Yeah... yeah... yeah...)

Oh yeah
There's nothing quite like Ultrafascism
(Oh, oh, ah)
Yeah,
Yeah, nothing can beat Ultrafascism
(Oh yeah, alright!)

What a wonderful life
What a blessing!
(Oh yeah, alright!)

Big thanks to Ultrafascism!
(Big thanks, big thanks alright!)
Big thanks, alright
Big thanks, alright

Thanks bigly Ultrafascism!
(Big thanks, oh yeah, big thanks, alright…)